Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Roosevelt Franklin: Bare Food



Sick of getting turned down by record labels who deem them "unmarketable," Roosevelt Franklin (Kimani from the Masterminds and Mr. Len from Company Flow), have set out to show up the increasingly stagnant record industry by making their latest album Bare Food available for download for free via the internet. Their aim is to get the album out to as many people as possible, and since it is not available in stores, do yourself and your ears a favor and support the duo by downloading the album now.

Download it Here

From their Myspace page:

Roosevelt Franklin is a hip-talking, jive-walking, cooler than you phenomenon connected by both the Holland tunnel and a love for the Gonzo. Although the new york/new jersey duo of Kimani Rogers and Mr Len have only been together for a couple of years they have already injected the world with an LP entitled “Somethings Gotta Give” , two singles, and an ep, as well as attaining success, fame, heavy rotation on MTV 8, and a legion of willing followers.

Selling their bottled sweat and collages of their hair trimmings has proved to be the biggest money maker so far. Plans for the future include lunch boxes, kool-aid flavored “muppet juice”, condoms, and bed sheets.

Roosevelt Franklin’s sophmore endeavor ‘bare food’ picks up exactly where Guns N Roses ‘Appetite For Destruction’ left off... that is in complete silence. Everything from that point on bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever, save for the bands tendency to hold ‘paradise city’ sing alongs during their live shows.

The blurred lines of hip hop have been crossed and a new sound
emerges as Mr.Len and Kimani Rogers serve up their second offering
as Roosevelt Franklin. "bare food" is a genre crossing, comedic,
emotional, mind altering experience that will make you want to erase
other albums from your ipod. This is not one of those sit back and
enjoy records..no my friend, this is jump up and slap the ass of a
girl or guy around you music and laugh about it as you attempt to
sing along.

After locking themselves in a Transylvanian cave for 3 months,
surviving on only ramen noodles and old reruns of the Munsters they
emerged ready to take the world by storm. Then Kimani was diagnosed
with a rare form of alien bird flu and was forced to live in a
bubble. Len was also called into service by the recently reformed
Alliance Of The Orange and spent days on secret missions in the
midwest. Obviously filthy rich off of the multi-maple success of
there first record, they decided to "charge it to the game" as the
young people like to say nowadays on american idol. This is what it
sounds like when thugs cry.

There is no watermarking here. No hidden animal noises. Share it
with everyone. This is our gift to you. You get it first. Play it
forward. Send the link to everyone you know. Post it on your blog or
some message board. burn copies and give them to old ladies. help
spread the world, that roosevelt franklin is better than your
grandma's apple pie.

1 comment:

crallspace said...

Is Neshani still blogging?